Joke of the Day

> THE HORTH WITHPERER

>
>Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend
>over to look at a horse.
>
>Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"
>
>That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
>
>So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or
>female horse.
>
>"A female horth."
>
>So he shows him a prized filly.
>
>"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>
>Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
>
>"Nith eyeth, can I thee her eerzth"? So he picks the little fella up again,
>and shows him the horse's ears.
>
>"Nith eerzth, can I see her mouf"?
>
>The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
>again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>
>"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
>
>Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams
>the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and
>slams him on the ground.
>
>The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
>
>"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit."